I can think of a few things worse than going through the process of writing down what is presented in the following lines - like maybe Hara-Kiri, crashing my bike (again), or sitting through a Spice Girls/ Backstreet Boys/ Britney Bpears concert... but I have been - what's that technical term they use again - ah, Tagged... from the most unexpected of quarters, Shruti - a firm believer in the old if-I-suffer-then-so-shall-ye ideology. A good lesson in self-defense - never let that left fist drop from its guard. However, one must try to be the preux chevalier, and thus I shall oblige. So here it is:
A small note to greenhorns - this particular 'Tag' is supposed to make me answer a set of questions that have been carefully designed to embarrass the writer and the writee... er, sorry, the reader. Right, then - Geronimo!
Three Names I Go By:
Senthil - mostly my family and people who've just met me
Senthil Kumaaaaar - My mum, when she needs me to:
(a) Wake up in the morning (shudder),
(b) Go buy groceries,
(c) Own up to some disaster I've caused.
Senti, *$@!, etc - Close friends, colleagues, my boss, etc.
Three screen names:
Duh... me very 'net un-savvy...
Three Physical Things I Like About Myself:
My fingernails - a very observant girl once told me they have a manicured look...
My double-jointed thumbs - excellent for thumb-wrestling, and
My uvula - very lively. Very unlike me.
Three physical things I don't like about myself:
My overall aspect ratio
The lack of enough lines on my forehead... even when eyebrows are at full deployment.
Three parts of my heritage:
Three things that scare me:
Suddenly finding myself 'in charge'.
A wet patch on the road just at the blind part of a switchback I'm taking at 60 k.m.p.h...
Three things I want in a relationship:
Space. Lots of space.
Lots of tickling, going by the advice of Frederick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, fifth Earl of Ickenham.
No nasty remarks about my bike. Those scratches add character.
Three statements about you which are not all true or all false:
I'm vaguely embarrassed by corny dialogues in movies.
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
I can squeeze through four-inch-wide gaps between tables.
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to me:
Huggability (a vague concept, but translates to - as a friend of mine puts it - a smallish, cute girl).
Three things I want to do badly right now:
Go out and photograph something.
Have masala chai at the station.
Start drawing that cartoon strip I've been thinking about.
Three places I want to go on a vacation:
The Great Wall - China
Three kids names i like:
Three things to do before I die:
Learn the guitar
Ride my bike all over the country
Three essentials in my day-to-day:
Three things I am wearing right now:
There. I hope y'all (especially YOU, lady!) are satisfied. Now, please promise you people will come back to this place in a few days, and I promise I'll put up something interesting. Shcoutsh' honour.